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REPOST: (for Miss Bully) I was just thinking this morning about a recent local occasion that this area celebrated as a special November celebration. Being as this part of Ohio is a woodland and farming area, the folks of this area have come to appreciate all of God's creatures, both "varmits" and "near-varmits." Because we appreciate all of God's creatures, folks, here, can celebrate those same critters with our own regionally declared private holidays. Under these guidelines, folks here have just finished celebrating November as Squirrel Appreciation Month!! A squirrel is a tasty "near varmit,' that any person with a twenty two rifle, can appreciate!! I appreciate my squirrels with a tasty brown gravy with onions over mashed potatoes. My husband says that squirrels can best be appreciated with the same onion gravy but over white rice!! We have red squirrels, grey squirrels, and black squirrels here in this area and in abundance to appreciate. Squirrels are the best little "near varmits" that God ever put on this green Earth! Ya' have to live in this area to appreciate the difference between "varmits" and "near-varmits!" A "varmit" is a wild critter that one can't eat, but said critter eats up your crops, torments your cattle and makes itself into a pain in the economic derriere of this area. A"near-varmit" is a critter that falls under the same catagories as 'varmits,'..'ceptin for the fact that you can kill and eat a "near-varmit." A true "varmit" is a critter that one cannot kill and eat! Under these catagories, mice, wild cats, foxes, wildcats, and rats are "varrmits,"..few folks would be desparate enough to eat them. Squirrels, deer, rabbits and bull frogs fall into the "near-varmit' catagory and can legally be killed and "appreciated" as such!! I just KNOW that squirrels are all for November bein' Squirrel Appreciation Month!! Why the critters are just dying to get noticed!! Heck,..we lucked out the other day when a squirrel got 'lectrocuted on a high tension electrical line and fell down dead in our back yard! There was lunch come to our house and it was already cooked!! All we had to do was scrape off the hair of the beast and skin the critter and put him on the platter!! That squirrel died just so that we could appreciate him!! Would that Thanksgiving Turkeys be so thoughtful!! As tis, November is "Turkey Appreciation Month!!" But I'll bet that no "turk" would ever be so thoughtful as to hop up on a high tension electrical wire so that he or she could be properly appreciated after it got "self-cooked!!" Squirrels are much more thoughtful. The end!! ........Stanelle. "Hay muchos excelentes medios de protegerse contra la tentacion, pero el mas seguro es la cobardia." Mark Twain A good quote loses in meaning and translation when a computer can't put in the proper accent marks!! Dang!! DDDDDDiiiidddd yyyyyyouuuu sssssayyy,.. "SEX?" Falls over in a faint!! I just answered this Featured Question; you can answer it too! I just answered this Featured Question; you can answer it too! + ----BACK TALK!!---- On demand, ..Put your head In the sand And don't back talk!! Preen up your feathers On your angel wings. And only speak of PROPER things!! And don't back talk!!! Straighten up your halo on demand!! Suck up to an opinion That you can't stand!! AND don't back talk! Don't tell how you really feel! Live your life a lie And perform like a seal And DON'T BACK TALK!! Live your life With your head in a sack! Never speak your feelings. Don't talk back.. Cause that's BACK TALK!! ................................................. Stanelle's original quote and bad joke follows: "Life is too short for all of the experiences that we try to pack into it! If I lived in New York City,..I'd probably have sex on the subway just to say that I'd had the experience!!" Now that was a joke. It doesn't mean that I would actually have sex on the subway. It doesn't mean that I WANT to have sex on a subway. It's just a joke,..for Baxter's sake! And yet,..from what I have read on my Yahoo groups and from I have read off a paper in my hands,..there are those,..who would take such an off the collar joke and twist it into an analysis! Warning from Yahoo groups,.."Never joke around with a mental health professional!! They don't laugh at your jokes!! They analyze them and earn their living from them! You know like.."BIG BUCKS!" (Quote:) It's like picking the nuts from the fruit cake and then reselling those nuts at the farmers market!!" I feel from my own shared experiences,..with the person who originated that quizzical little statement,. that this could be an appropriate quote!!
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Name: Stanelle
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Interests: Writing books, raising cats,..loving small children,..trying to write 'the perfect poem," and trying to put life together in a fashion which will not cause pain to other people and not betray my ideals.
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REPOST: (for Miss Bully): Squirrel Appreciation Month!! (Saturday Morning Silliness!!)
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How comfortable are you when it comes to talking about sex?
If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
My new name would be,,"Mehitabel!!"
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